What makes you laugh...could make someone else cry! Do you enjoy a good laugh...every once in awhile? Who are the favorite people that amuses you? Everybody needs a good laugh...RIGHT?! With so many things that are stressing us out, on a daily basis...((Ex.Toyota's, Bills, Health Insurance, Education, Family, Work, Car Notes, Lil Wayne))...its great to share a smile with a few friends.
These are a few things that makes me laugh...by first bringing a smile to my face!
The HUGGIES commercial where the baby is pissing like a fire hose.
Below are a few TWEETS that I hope will bring a smile to your face...no matter what you are doing!
@kiDD_CUtiE @ http://twitpic.com/181tyq - Lol This Funny .
@thepetitetreat => Ludacris could get the muthafuckin BUSINESS... OMG... He is substituting for Regis! I'm bout to cover my eyes bc he is lookin like ...#DAMN
@doURthingBRix1 => earthworms are everywhere!
@MzDDsCrushnBarb => This nigga @JusDaMain_Event is dwnstairs trippin off something on t.v...I thought somebody let a dayum live chicken I tha house lmao da hell
@GLucciano => Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name... (glass raised) #Cheers
@ShandaTV => Mornting! [madea voice]
@FashionistaTay => Am I the only one on the face of this planet that does not kno how to use their BBM?
@AjDiesel => i see alotta hungry men in my timeline... poor fellas... ya'll need to get ya'll sum women who cook....
@iRobGoodWill => #iHeardChuckNorris and wendy williams wear the same condom size.
@3ug1n4 => now followin @metropcs...hello hello hello a premisson 2 speak freely.
@msbds =>My mom is in here telling me about her sexual encounter eeeew Wtf #wheresthebleach
@mznay_ => This bus driver looks like diana ross gone wrong
@Caramel_Wondar => Did this dude just really dig in his butt and smell his finger?
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Well you have the power to bring a few laughs to R.S.V.P. with a funny picture, video, story or a joke that will make us smile so that we will be able to deal with a simple reality called life! All you have to do is add it as a comment!
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One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed.
When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike replied with enthusiasm, "Yes, I did!"
Terry's wife then said, "Well, you can get more than a look, but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay.
Susan then said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work."
Mike said with a smile, "I'll see you then."
The next afternoon Mike went over, they had sex, he gave her the $500, then he left.
Later that evening, Terry came home and asked his wife, "Has Mike been over here today?"
Thinking she had been caught, she said, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good! Because that fool came by my office early this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd pay me back before suppertime, which sounded a bit quirky, but I gave it to him anyway. He said he would probably leave the money with you."
Last Request
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed
as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted,
and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give
him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
Jokes About Sex
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a dick have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
Q. Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
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